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  • Tom Hiddleston: Hi
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  • Police: so she just died?
  • Tom Hiddleston: Basically
  • This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'
  • and then he'd translate it into five different languages
  • and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more.